tattoos
September 12th 2007 01:36
I’ve been meaning to get a tattoo for more than a decade. I just can’t settle on an image or design that appeals to me enough that I will feel it warrants being permanently inked into my body. I’m not into having something scribed; words are too dangerous, too fickle, and too precise. Funny, I know, coming from a writer.
I’ve always been fascinated by tattoos. Novelist Angela Carter had a quote that said something along the lines of “Tattooing is the first of the apocalyptic arts, for its materials are flesh and blood.” It ended up being inspiration to a supernatural Gothic erotic thriller that I wrote a few years back.
They say being tattooed leads to a kind of obsession, an addiction to being tattooed; the anticipation of your next visit to the tattoo parlour, even the pain that accompanies the slow procedure. Many people scoff at the whole pain side of it, describing it as merely discomfort, while others are quick to mention that there are parts of the body that tattooing hurts like Hell.
The art of tattooing stretches back thousands of years, and will no doubt continue to be an integral part of both the civilized and non-civilised world for many, many more moons. It is the most personal form of artistic expression available, more so than any kind of haircut, jewellery, or body piercing.
However it always distresses me slightly when I see images of people with utterly hideous tattoos upon their bodies, especially across the most exposed parts, such as the face. Or those who decide to make a “humorous” statement with a tattoo, although there are exceptions to the rule.
I think tattoos demand an element of the arcane, the esoteric, the egocentric, so as to maintain an air of mystery, yet still be provocative. Just as prehistoric cave paintings provide that combination of history and art, of a foreign language infused with familiar iconography, tattoos are, by nature, exclamation points of art, but they should have a question mark beside them too.
If you’re a celebrity, having tattoos can lead to casting problems. It can immediately provide difficulty for producers and directors wondering whether to fork out extra dough to have either makeup cover the tattoo up or a CGI artist to digitally remove it, unless, of course, the revealing tattoo fits in perfectly with the character.
I love the anecdote behind Johnny Depp having “Winona Ryder forever” tattooed on his arm, then they split up (as usually happens when lovers get tatts), so he has the “na Ryder” removed via laser surgery (which apparently is very painful) so it now reads “Wino forever”. Tragic and hilarious. And to those Japanese men who spend their lives having their entire bodies become a work of art, I take my hat off. Bravo. Well done. You crazy bastards.
I word of warning to those about to scroll down who might be easily offended: the latter images depict tattoos over and around female genitalia.
With tattoo designs there are always exceptions to the rule, always contradictions. I admire the full body tattoos, but they freak me out as well. Occasionally there are cute ones that work for me, like the doggie with the flora, but on the whole I prefer the graphic design tattoos like the Aztec or Pacific styled ones. However I'm very partial to the dragon tattoos. There seems to be something instrinisically mythical about them. But a grin spreads from ear to ear every time I look at Willy Nelson ... how hippie can you get?
... and just to be contentious, I couldn’t resist posting this sketch poking fun at all those “ewes” that get tattoos across the small of their back:
I’ve always been fascinated by tattoos. Novelist Angela Carter had a quote that said something along the lines of “Tattooing is the first of the apocalyptic arts, for its materials are flesh and blood.” It ended up being inspiration to a supernatural Gothic erotic thriller that I wrote a few years back.
They say being tattooed leads to a kind of obsession, an addiction to being tattooed; the anticipation of your next visit to the tattoo parlour, even the pain that accompanies the slow procedure. Many people scoff at the whole pain side of it, describing it as merely discomfort, while others are quick to mention that there are parts of the body that tattooing hurts like Hell.
The art of tattooing stretches back thousands of years, and will no doubt continue to be an integral part of both the civilized and non-civilised world for many, many more moons. It is the most personal form of artistic expression available, more so than any kind of haircut, jewellery, or body piercing.
However it always distresses me slightly when I see images of people with utterly hideous tattoos upon their bodies, especially across the most exposed parts, such as the face. Or those who decide to make a “humorous” statement with a tattoo, although there are exceptions to the rule.
I think tattoos demand an element of the arcane, the esoteric, the egocentric, so as to maintain an air of mystery, yet still be provocative. Just as prehistoric cave paintings provide that combination of history and art, of a foreign language infused with familiar iconography, tattoos are, by nature, exclamation points of art, but they should have a question mark beside them too.
If you’re a celebrity, having tattoos can lead to casting problems. It can immediately provide difficulty for producers and directors wondering whether to fork out extra dough to have either makeup cover the tattoo up or a CGI artist to digitally remove it, unless, of course, the revealing tattoo fits in perfectly with the character.
I love the anecdote behind Johnny Depp having “Winona Ryder forever” tattooed on his arm, then they split up (as usually happens when lovers get tatts), so he has the “na Ryder” removed via laser surgery (which apparently is very painful) so it now reads “Wino forever”. Tragic and hilarious. And to those Japanese men who spend their lives having their entire bodies become a work of art, I take my hat off. Bravo. Well done. You crazy bastards.
I word of warning to those about to scroll down who might be easily offended: the latter images depict tattoos over and around female genitalia.
With tattoo designs there are always exceptions to the rule, always contradictions. I admire the full body tattoos, but they freak me out as well. Occasionally there are cute ones that work for me, like the doggie with the flora, but on the whole I prefer the graphic design tattoos like the Aztec or Pacific styled ones. However I'm very partial to the dragon tattoos. There seems to be something instrinisically mythical about them. But a grin spreads from ear to ear every time I look at Willy Nelson ... how hippie can you get?
... and just to be contentious, I couldn’t resist posting this sketch poking fun at all those “ewes” that get tattoos across the small of their back:
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